*slaps my own ass* damn bitch you thick as hell

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I thought having my best friend as a nurse would benefit me. 😕

How can I tell her I’m sick and I tell her my symptoms and the first thing out of her mouth is I’m pregnant? My symptoms don’t even correlate. She wants to give me a heart attack
Kmt crazy fool. She better not treat her patients like this!!

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  • maggiecub3Hi!
  • periwinkle-memories

    Ok see this is a normal way to say hi. Hey girl what’s up, how’s ya Sunday been?

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    periwinkle-memories:

    maggiecub3:

    It’s been a whirlwind! I’m packing up all my things to move out and it’s a job I don’t want to do and on top of that I can feel myself getting ill!! 😓

    How about yours?

    Well I just left church and I’m studying math now. But girl what job ????? What’s so bad that it’s causing you sickeness!?!

    Lol I’m talking about packing is a job right now.
    I don’t even know why I’m sick I’m just very nauseous.

    I don’t envy you I’m glad I don’t have to study maths anymore!

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  • maggiecub3Hi!
  • periwinkle-memories

    Ok see this is a normal way to say hi. Hey girl what’s up, how’s ya Sunday been?

  • Maggie Cub3

    It’s been a whirlwind! I’m packing up all my things to move out and it’s a job I don’t want to do and on top of that I can feel myself getting ill!! 😓

    How about yours?

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I’ve got this poem rolling around in my head and it starts off with I miss you.
Somewhere in the middle it describes how I’d kiss you.
It gets a little steamy from there so I’d have to discontinue this issue.
But in my mind you smile, knowing that this one was just for you.

Just for You

-YP

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I just wanna skype

… but I have no one to Skype

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spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

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